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πŸ’© The Poop Math

How much is picking up dog poop really costing you? Let's find out.

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We'll calculate what you're actually spending on poop patrol.

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3Γ— per week
Once Daily
15 minutes
5 min 45 min
Small
Townhome/condo
Medium
Typical yard
Large
Big property

Here's What Poop Is Really Costing You

❌ Doing It Yourself
Time Per Year
Bags & Supplies
Your Time's Value
Based on avg St. Louis wage
Total Real Cost
per year
βœ… Tidy Tails Does It
Your Time Spent
0 hours
We handle everything
Bags & Supplies
$0
We bring our own
Weekly Service
Annual Cost
per year β€” no contracts
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First cleanup is FREE β€” no commitment, no contracts.

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The Numbers Don't Lie

The average dog produces 274 pounds of waste per year. That's about 14 piles per week you're stepping over, avoiding, or spending your weekends cleaning up.

With two dogs? You're looking at nearly 550 pounds. Three? Over 800 pounds of poop in your yard every single year.

Most St. Louis homeowners spend 40-65 hours per year on poop cleanup. That's an entire work week spent on something you hate doing.

At Tidy Tails, we give that time back. Weekly service starts at $25/week. No contracts, cancel anytime. And right now, your first cleanup is free.

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